University clearing stage has been renamed to acknowledge what it’s really about, it has been confirmed.
The change has come after everyone admitted basically it’s an opportunity for photographers to get mainly photos of dolled-up young females looking their happiest.
Sinister freelance photographer, Ray Dawson, 58, confirmed: “This is long overdue. Rather than hide in the shadows with unaccredited photos of lovely young girls, we can now be proud of the creepy old bastards we are.”
The rapey-vibed codger explained: “Gawping at nubile young females squeaking at each other as they open their results is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Sometimes they wear crop tops embrace each other. They don’t even know they’re doing it.”
Explaining what life was like when it was all about the pupils, Mr Dawson commented: “Of course we do have to even things out by taking photos of the boys, but I just grab anyone I can. They get a small montage down the bottom of the page. Can’t be seen to be too obvious.”
Turning back to the pupils in order o take more photos, a clearly dedicated Mr Dawson could be heard instructing: “Okay, big smiles …just lovely. Again? OK, hold up your exam papers? No, away from your front. Away. Up in the air?”